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The Visit to the Doctor 10/11/2015 I went to see a new urologist the other day. Turned out to be a woman and Oh Man was she hot. Any way, I explained the issues I was having and she patiently sat and listened, and when I finished talki 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dumb jokes 12/22/2014 Did you know an elephant's sexual organ is in his feet? If he steps on you you're fucked. What's gray and comes in quarts(liters)? Elephants. ... 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I give up! (not necessarily what you think) 9/27/2014 OK, I give up. I'm tired of how this site keeps reformatting everything I write. I've tried to use the formatting tools for line breaks but the site keeps throwing in random breaks at random points an 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Geting screwed 9/13/2014 Guy walks up to the bartender and says " I wanna get fucked, you know where I can go to get fucked around here?" Bartender says "Go to the apartment building across the street, upstairs to ... 0 Comments, 191 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Geezer 9/6/2014 Eighty year old man walks into the doctors office one day, steps up to the receptionist where she says "Good morning sir, how may we help you today?" "Gotta problem with ma cock" 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The face lift 9/4/2014 A woman went in to get a face lift, and during the consultation, the doctor pointed out that over the course of time, it might be necessary to come in periodically for a "tightening" to maintain the l 0 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Nudist Beach 9/1/2014 The family went to the nudist beach one afternoon, and after a while, the little boy comes running up to his dad... "daddy daddy daddy, I just saw a man with a bigger penus than you." "Well , 0 Comments, 165 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The General 9/1/2014 The General had just taken command of the desert outpost and was out inspecting the camp with the sergeant. When they got to the parade grounds the general pulls up short and asks: 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Quickie 8/22/2014 I like a nice long slow fuck just as much as any gurl, but sometimes, fast and furious can really ring my bell! Neither one of us had a lot of time that afternoon. Places to go, things to do. 0 Comments, 737 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My First Time as a She 8/17/2014 I wrote and posted this to my blog a few years ago, but thought it might be fun to post it here It’s late afternoon and I’m pacing around the house all nervous because today is the 0 Comments, 926 Views, 0 Votes |
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