ORAL hygine 101
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Posted:Sep 18, 2008 8:46 pm
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2009 4:18 am
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Attn Guys & Dolls!
Because I actually DO meet people from the site for 'fun and games'
*wink*
I thought it might be a good idea to post up some of the articles I put in the MAG to help avoid unwanted tastes and smells from potential partners
YUCKY!
I am a dirty girl but I always clean first, just common sense, but obviously not for some as I've had some issues with this recently so I will just put it all out there so that if I do cockatc you for sex- you'll know the drill and I won't have to worry about it anymore!
Thanx {=}
Cleanliness is next to cunnilingus!
8/2/2008 5:22 pm
Ok without being to graphic I just have to say that I absolutely
love to dive into a fresh, wet pussy- but the key word here
is "fresh!"
What dose it mean to be fresh? Shaved? Perhaps... Trimmed? Lovely... Crazy bush? Well for me preferably not, but to each his/
her own- right?
The freshness I'm referring too is a clean fresh more
than the esthetic's. And weather you shave, trim, or let
nature take it's coarse, there's really no reason
to neglect the general maintenance of ones "juicy
fruit" *wink*
Ladies I think it only fair that all we all pool together
to revoke the idea that we carry a "fishy oder"
That whole, "Tastes like chicken, smells like fish..."
thing has to go!
Being a stripper in Canada means that we show all, and in
some clubs everything on the menu is up for grabs! With that in mind I have a few tips and tricks for our "girlz"
fresh and appetizing at all times! *wink*
So weather or not u decide to remove or trim the hair down
their, you should always be aware that any given or designated
time ur goodies may on the table, keep a little pkg of baby
wipes or wet feminine towelettes in ur purse or what ever u
have when you play. This is for the pre play mop up, you know
when you excuse yourself for that brief moment to "freshen
up", use your little fresh pack to freshen your vaggies
b4 you have them dipped!
But even before that time when you're having your
predate shower, certain things can be done to improve taste
and oder. Some girls think it's gross and unnecessary but ladies
I swear to you all, douche is developed for a reason and it
totally works!
I don't know how many times I've been told how amazingly
sweet I taste and all other kinds of compliments regarding
my gorgeous goodies...
I know some of you may be saying I wash, wtf- right? But it's something that goes deeper than that
really!
Playing with women is great fun, oral is so good and wonderful,
but I don't know how many times I'm having the time
of life eating her pleasures, and once I put my finger inside
her and rub her wetness around to get more lube and goo...
the girl smells and tastes terrible!
And that's what I'm talking about here- no amount
of flavored lube can get rid of that yucky taste, and really,
why should it? When we woman are perfectly capable of being enjoyed with
our own delicious flavors!
If using douche is not something you want to do, there are
other ways to get that deep down cleaning done- but I must
say that the douche is the best and most effective way bar
none!
Another trick I've used while on the road in my dancing
days was the jets in the Jacuzzi- not only are they great for clitoral stimulation, but
if you're very careful you can use them for vaginal
cleansing as well, just by aiming the jet into the hole,
but you really do have to BE CAREFUL as you can damage yourself
if you do it too hard- k! The same technique can be used with a hand held shower head,
again, BE CAREFUL!!! Don't hurt yourself, oh and while
your down there, have a spray on your clit too 'cause
that's just plain fun! *wink*
A safer but bit less effective way is to lay down on your back,
in a deep tub of warm soapy water, lift your pelvis in the
air, and suck your stomach in hard, this will cause your
vaginal opening to allow water inside you.. following
the in sweep of water, push it back out, it'll look kinda
like squirting, and it's pretty cool to see. Do this a few times to help drain out anything inside you.
So a few tips on getting down deep into the inner you. Bet you'd never get that on Dr Phil LOL
Now tricks- A great and fun trick when it cums to vag cleansing is, masturbate!
No I'm not kidding! MASTURBATE! If you can get yourself off to orgasm, the vaginal walls
contract pushing out fluid and debris from inside you,
even if you don't squirt, the settled wetness that
we carry inside between sexual encounters will be shed
and once that has been done, any cleansing we preform will
be that more effective!
Think of it like skin care girls. Cleans, tone, moisturize- the basics right? But if u take the extra step to EX FOLIATE your skin all the
stuff you use will be that more effective won't it?
So think of MASTURBATION as a kind of EX FOLIATION process.
Anyways, ladies, it is time to give yourself a new kind of
"facial treatment" (and I don't mean the
kind the boyz want to give us *wink*)
Step #1)EXFLOIATE- masturbate Step #2)CLEANS- regular otter washing Step #3)TONE- douche Step #4)MOISTURIZE- i like to use a special moisturizer
for my princess because I have sensitive skin but u can use
and body lotion or what ever you like there
And lets not forget to touch up before we play, little wipes
we have tucked away- remember?
There... I've said my piece, and hopeful I've done my part
to make the world a more beautiful, tastier place! ***WINK***
Fellatio Follies
8/12/2008 11:56 pm
this article was to be written along side my cunnilingus
article but I got busy and put it off- Well I can see now that
it could be badly needed by some as the penis questions keep
"popping up" (shall we say) in the question
area. So that being said, this all be MY answers to some of those
questions, in MY OWN opinion and experiences....
Weather it's a woman or a man going to suck you off, you
as the "penis provider" should take certain
considerations for the sucker you are about to feed!
#1- Wash WELL the area before meeting the person you're
going out with. I found that guys use shampoo on there parts seem to get a
better clean than bar soap users? Just a thought! If you have a foreskin, pull it back and rinse it well with
water, not too much soap if any, get out all the yucky old
goop that gets trapped in there, fresh pre cum tastes sweet
and salty, old moldy dick will not be getting near as much
attention as a clean one- know what I mean?
#2- pre cleanse, I myself do this b4 sexual activities start.
Excuse yourself for a moment to the bathroom to freshen
up and DO IT! Wash your penis w soap and water or keep a moist toilette
in your pocket/ wallet to wipe it down before you offer it
up. Again if you have a foreskin- pull it back and rinse in there
too, ok!
#3- do NOT force yourself into someones mouth, UNLESS you
know FOR SURE that's the game you BOTH want to play!
Some people think it's hot, others think it's
degrading and some are on the fence about ual
experiences. For those who know it's game and are willing to play-
go ahead, hold them by the head and force it deep down in there!
MAKE THEM GAG- IF that's what they're about! But if they're not into that don't do it- no matter
how much it turns you on or want to have them deep throat you-
DON'T- I guarantee you that will be the end of your BJ!
Do not grab someone by the head if it's not the order
of the day! Talk to them instead, tell thewm what and how you like it,
and let them TRY to please you. Use your sexual sounds to
indicate pleasure, more or louder noise for good and keep
it lower and quieter for bad- communication can be done so
many ways like these or dirty talk, whatever? But you do have to communicate what you like, it's your
body and only you know how it feels so tell them somehow!
#4- were are you going to cum- this can be decided and discussed
before hand or not BUT when you're going to cum.. ANNOUNCE
IT! It can be suckers reward or their warning sign to back the
hell up, it's gonna blow! But let them decide if it goes in their mouth, on the floor,
or some other fun nasty place! When it's out of your body it's out of your hands
big guy, and it belongs to the person who worked it out.
#5- spit or rinse? Again the choice is that of the sucker-out of your body-
out of your hands remember? lol bUt weather they spit or swallow it's a personal preference.
I love sucking cock but there are times that when it comes
time for him to shoot his load, I don't want it my mouth
AT ALL! Cum can be shot anywhere- have fun with it and don't take
it as a personal insult if they don't swallow, or even
let it near their mouth... To each his/ her own in- right?
Well I hope that helped and or entertained a few people here!
*wink*
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I've been a Very Dirty Little SLUT Lately
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Posted:Aug 26, 2008 8:02 am
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2009 4:19 am
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I haven't blogged in quite awhile, because I've been super busy enjoying my new group of friends in the group I started 2 weeks ago...
It's BLASTED up to over 200 members in a such a short time, but still there are many "spectators" and I don't really know why?
Those of us who post in the group are having so much creamy fun together, and some of us are very soon to meet
*wink*
It's a truly delisious way to both meet and interact with people, and as we all know, I LUV fucking in public!
I don't know how many orgasms I've had reading and corresponding with the fantastic swollen members of the group, and the beautiful sluts I've met there, well they send my heart pounding and my pussy dripping to point where all I have to do is squeeze my legs a bit to get the job done
*wink*
Fantasdick- FUN
*wink*
So if I'm not here blogging, I'm most likely master batting with the group...
If you want to CUM join, there should be a blue link at the bottom of this blog post- were I define a fukcdoll in my own words, right beside it it says, yeah baby, click it good
*wink*
I know dirty and tacky, but I got to be me {=}
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Boopers & chokes part #4 When r they Cumming?
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Posted:Aug 9, 2008 1:49 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 4:53 am
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OMG
Ever have such awful sex that you just want the person to finish so you can stop.
I've had that more times than I can count!
BUt there are few specific occasions that sit out particularly well in my mind...
I went home with two guys after the club one night and they each had there turn with me. The older guy was not bad but the other guy was AWFUL he was all about the bunny 'frigg' as I call it.
That very shallow penetration, just the tip of the dick inside and vigorously jolting your hips back and forth- that's the bunny fuck. I guess it feels good for guys bc the sensitivity level in the head of the penis is so great, but for woman this maneuver is anything BUT great.
Too shallow, too fast, too much about him and nothing about her in this kind of penetration.
So yeah that was one fuck I couldn't wait to get finished!
The next guy who had the nerve to bunny 'frigg' me, was a few years after the first, we were in the bathroom of my apartment, since my room mate had another guy in our bed room. Plus there were people drinking in the living room so I git stuck in the bathroom- AGAIN...
So I'm sitting on the toilet with my legs in the air and his shoulders pushing my ankles high above my head, we started 'frigging', a bunny 'frigg' great... I grabbed his hips an told him to fuck me harder. But he didn't. I told him again, and again, and again but he just wouldn't stop bunny 'frigging' me!
Well I'm all for being used for pleasure, but I certainly expect to get my own out of it too...
I got up, pulled up my pants and walked right out!
'Frigg' that!
The next story is a cute one, I think anyway...
Since being on this site I've made a few friends and a few lists as well.
In the 'friggable' category there are several sub categories.
Those I have 'frigged' My "Friggers"
Those I will 'frigg' "the to do list"
Those locals who are available for last minute sexual emergencies "booty call"
and a few others....
On a lonely desperate night I called someone from the booty call list for and emergency service call.
He was on line, and little did I know that he was on line enjoying my videos as I called him...
I gave him 10 minutes to get over to my house and 'frigg' me around the side of my house in the dark.
I told him that I would write this with absolute discretion assured so- no I'll never tell you who he is.
He was nice, nervous and so ready to pleasure me, a bit too ready
lol
It got wrapped, it got in, it got off- all in about 4 seconds- NO JOKE!
He said that it had never happened so fast before.
I told him not to worry about it.
He said he was busy with my vids when I called and excited the entire drive there and meeting me and everything, just too much too fast I guess?
But I find it flattering that he was so into me that way- No I didn't get mind blowing sex that night, but I sure got a hell of an ego boots!
And still I say thanx baby
*wink*
Sometimes they cum quick, or not quick enough...
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Bloopers & Chokes part #3 STUCK in the act
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Posted:Aug 9, 2008 1:11 pm
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2011 1:06 pm
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Ever have a 'frigg' that was absolutely awful in every damn way?
Well here's a few stories of times when that happened to me...
My first story is truly hilarious, it was the first time I had se with my new bf and we were downstairs in my grandparents basemen after Thanksgiving dinner with the family.
Being all about the holiday spirit, I decided to give my new guy a piece of ass that he could be thankful for.
As I lay on the couch on my back, I unzipped his pants and giddied his cock into my warmth.
The look on his young face was priceless, so happy and excited, that should have been my first clue that this was his first time...
Once inside me he thrusts and moved pretty much like all the other young guys I had been with around that time in my life.
Once I began to move around underneath him grinding my hips and copulating back into him, I don't know what he thought? But he must thought it was a free ride or something because he just started to lay there on top of me like dead weight. So heavy and unmoving. I however kept trying to move around and stuff to make him cum. I ended up laying on my back thrusting back and forth into him as i held his hips and moved him myself.
He said it was great.
I said it was too- what big, huge lie that was!
LOL
But as he did turn out to be my longest relationship ever, I did eventually find out a)that was his first time and b)what he was thinking when I started moving under him...
He said and I quote, "I dunno, I just though cool I guess I can just lay here and let her do all the work?" "Gimme a break, man, that was my first time! HA HA HA"
LMAO
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Bloopers & Chokes part #2- caught in the act
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Posted:Aug 9, 2008 12:54 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2014 2:11 pm
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ever been caught 'frigging' before?
I have loads of times but these are a few of the better stories...
My friend and I from the truck 'frigg' story, were at my house up stairs watching tv, while I was ridding him on the couch, it was a hot summer night and I had my shirt open and a blanket wrapped around my waist as I bounced up and down on his massive cock. Things were going well, until my mom walked in and said "Oh my God!" and quickly shut the door and went to bed.
My guy friend jumped up and was scared shirtless, pulled on his pants and I you not, he RAN all the way home!
LMAO
I told my mom we were wrestling, but I think she "kinda knew" we weren't?
lol
But we never talked about that story, and he never came back to my house until years later- and I'm sure I'll share that story too, another time...
The next sexual unintended exhibition was when a group of friends and I were at the fair here in town a few years back, and me and my friend when over a hill to 'frigg' while the rest of the gang were in the fun house...
We had talked about it prior, he wanted to lose his virginity to a friend not a high school girl that he was dating at the time- I under stood that totally, it would hurt him more when they broke up if he had that kind of bond with her. So I agreed to be his first. And the night at the fair gave us the perfect opportunity...
We went over the hill and he sat down bare ass in the grass, and I straddled and rode him gently as he couldn't handle much more he told me.
Cute, I though, poor little virgin can't handle a good hard 'frigg'.
He was a friend, but he was hot, and he felt so good inside me. Going, going, going on until...
MY BOYFRIEND came over the hill and caught us!
Oops!
So I ended up single after that, and it did bruise their friendship as well- I kinda still feel bad about that one though.
another instance of someone walking in on me, was when me and my long time high school boyfriend at the time, were walking past a bowling alley were we did it in the bathroom 3 years earlier and I begged him to take me back in there so we could do it again.
*wink*
Being the spoiled little brat I was, and still am, I got my way. We went into the same stall in the womens bathroom that we went in years before, our initials still carved into the thick layers of paint from the last time- kinda romantic in freaky kinda way- and we went at it!
He sat on the throne as I stood between his legs and slipped my ass onto his cock and started to ride.
It was great, better than before because of the memories and the excitement and the love that we then had for each other, as I bounced on his lap, we nearing the breaking point as the door broke open with light and feet came right in front of the stall door.
OMG
We were busted- not just that the woman who caught us was the owner of the alley and the mother of a friend we went to school with!
we were banned from that place immediately and I'm sure she told her and that's how the entire school found out about our "date."
The next encounter was in the parking lot at a down town club. I forgot something in the car and the guy who drove me there came back with me to get it out.
Once there we decided to sit in the back seat and warm up for a minute as we both forgot our coats inside the club.
Before we knew we were 'frigging', and the steam was building along with the heat inside the car.
I have no idea how long we were in there, long enough I guess for his friends to start to worry about what happened to him, and came eventually to the car and waited outside for us to finish.
We, on the other hand, had no idea they were there, and when we came out of the back seat there they were laughing and cheering, my friend and I were blushing and trying desperately to deny it, but the foggy windows, now dripping of condensation, were far better evidence then the excuses we tried to come up with!
tee hee
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Sexual Bloopers & Practicle Chokes #1
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Posted:Aug 9, 2008 11:36 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2011 12:58 pm
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Have you ever had one those awkward moments during sex were someone comes in? Or something embarrassing happens to you or your partner?
Of corse you have, we all have! Well these are some of my tense and embarrassing moments during sex. I can't believe what I'm about to share,but in turn I hope to hear some of your moments- k?
*interesting BLOW job*
Well my first year of high school was probably much like the rest of us, having fun, getting wild, and experimenting with sex, drugs, and alcohol.
Well this occasion continued two of the three mentioned above, I was at mt first high
school party, with a whole lot of cock in my mouth and we'll just say I wasn't the least bit high...
So doing my usual bob and bounce enjoying every minute and inch of the job at hand, I could feel everything I drank starting to wash around inside me. I took a minute to compose myself and set straight back to work again- yes even at that young age I was never as happy as with my mouth full
*wink*
Since I was feeling better and the guy was feeling great! I decided that I'd try to deep throat him right there on the upstairs bathroom floor... I was doing fine until gagged a bit, i kept my food and drink down until I got brave again but then my cheeks puffed out and could no longer control it- ALL OVER him and the floor!
OMG
That was so embarrassing!
LOL
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Fly Me 2 the MOON!
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Posted:Aug 7, 2008 7:51 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2011 4:12 am
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As we all know I've had quite a few crazy trips on the road!
*wink*
but now I cum to the point were my antics could actually win me a prize which is kinda cool!
Definitely gonna be entering that contest, maybe a few times, I've had so many great off road and on road experiences!
tee hee
I"ll tell you about one now, no sex in it though bi ut still wild and crazy fun, here we go...
It all started at a club were I was working, as usual, and the DJ there had a mad crush on me. He was kinda cute and I had no one else on the agenda for the night so I agreed to go home with him for the night. But it was the ride to his house I would never forget- fun and free absolutely me!
Driving down the road I of course began to suck him off, he was so afraid some one see us, and I remarked, "Baby that's nothing watch this!" and took off my shirt and waved to the drivers on the road, he loved it. Then I took off my pants an held my ass out the window, he liked it but it still wasn't enough action for my freaky ass, so I stood on the passenger seat, with my crotch to the window and my torso bending back over top if the seat, and began to masturbate for passers by!
STILL NOT ENOUGH! Plus it was a real strain on my back *wink* He on the other was luving every minute of it, cheering with excitement, his excitement was getting me excited sexually!
I luv turning people on it's the best feeling in the world!
So to take it further and to add some danger to sexual aspect, way more exciting btw, I decided to sit with my ass on the side of the window and hold onto that handle under the roof by the top of the window thing?
Anyways, I'm but naked hanging out a window driving down one of the toronto parkways!
With the wind rapidly fallowing past my body, the black of night, the DJ laughing in nervous hysterics, and the shocked reaction of people on the road, I was in Paradise!
I felt so free, so invisible and so at peace all at the same time! It was wonderful! I'll never forget that feeling...
Something I now years later, am probably too responsible to do again, but the memories will live in my mind for ever- oh my nipples are tingling just at the thought of that feeling.
tee hee
People were shocked! A truck driver pulled beside us and reached out to touch me, I hesitated and waved, who knew if he'd try to pull in his truck? It was at that point I decided this might be too dangerous as you never know what people will do?
I came back inside the car, the DJ, can't remember his name, was laughing and saying, "oh my god! You're 'frigging' crazy"
I said, "I know. Pull over- lets 'frigg!"
And he did.
And we did.
And when we got back to his place, we did again and agan...
Like I said I'll never forget that night- and to be honest I don't think he will either anytime soon!
tee hee
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the Stag!
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Posted:Aug 3, 2008 9:43 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2011 1:32 pm
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I haven't posted up here in a while but I've been really busy working on the mail- a funny kinda sexy story I've been telling lately it the one about a stag I did a few years back...
This stag was particularly fun, because unlike the others I had done in the past- it was me solo, no other girls, so the show was all mine, and I LOVED IT!
I took along the club manager with me to the stag, as I'd never go out alone for safety reasons, we pulled up in his hummer and told all the guys it was mine (pretending to be a real hot shot- but it was fun)
They ogled over the truck and took pictures and sat in it and stuff- they loved it as it was a real army hummer, not these supped up shinny things everyone has today, the battery in the truck took up most of the inside space and the seats were so small, but it was good as it kept the guy I was with, far enough away that he couldn't grope me on the way to the party!
tee hee
So I got dressed in to my gear, the guys set up the music and the performance area, asked me what I need to do the show and I told them, liquor and a knife... a big one!
They cheered with excitement at the thought of this tinny little blond wielding a big butcher knife around there soon to married friend, and the stage was set for be to begin...
Along with my requested items the boyz had put out, jello shooters, jelly beans and some other things I don't quite remember. Also I noticed as I walked out, there 2 boys there, I like it, the horny little shits, I knew they'd get a kick out of this- but I wouldn't realize until later, just how much...
I made my way to the middle of the room, and started doing my "thang," winded and slithering my way to each and everyone of them, taunting and teasing them, coaxing them to touch and then I'd scurry away!
I loved it, the power of control and the sexual tension, I was an awesome stripper! I miss it so much!!!
As I made my way to the groom 2 b, I grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him to the floor, pushed him over and sat right on his chest, with my pussy smack in front of his chin.
I played with it a bit, loving my job so entirely, I was already wet by this point. So I stuck my finger inside and pulled out a long strand of clear sweet goo, and rubbed it on his lips!
Licking it off he was loving my taste, I in turn loved the was so luving it too!
*wink*
Moving my knees up beside his head, I straddled his face, and instead of giving him what I knew he wanted (my pussy in his mouth) I mocked him in front of all his friends but 'frigging' his big nose, and laughing at him!
The guys were roaring them selves, it was great fun!
I turned to him, "Oh, you poor thing.. here let me give you what you really want..."
Sliding myself down his chest to his pants, I layed on top of him and undid his belt, while kicking my feet playfully around his head, as the boys cheered on.
I opened up his pants, he was hard and dying for me to play, I leaned back on my feet still around his head, and unbuttoned his shirt as I squatted over face, a mere inch or so away, temping him by wiggling my ass so that my wet lips danced about his face.
With his shirt un dun, and me ready to proceed, I bounced my hand unto my knees to get up which also mad my wet little cookie bounce right on his face, sounding another round of ecstatic applause threw the surrounding crowd!
I proceeded to walk back down his torso to his waist an ripped the belt from his body, taking two ends in one hand and the middle in the other, I pulled the belt together fast and hard to create a vicious *SNAP* and instructed the fat man to his knees.
using his own belt as a whip I struck the hard wood floor and commanded the 'frigger' to remove his shirt, he did so with such excitement in his eyes- he was a sub, and I knew just what to do...
Taking his face in my hands I said, " You're a dirty little aren't you? Yes u are, get down on all fours and bark for me like the bitch you are!" Forcing his head down, he fell his hands to the floor and began to bark!
tee hee
I walked to his side and petted his head, the guys were having a riot with seeing their friend so degraded, but I had only just begun!
*wink*
Putting my leg up and my stiletto heel on his back, I commanded Fido to howl for me, he did.
Then I took my leg around his huge waist and sat on his back with my wet juicy pussy, I smudged and smeared it all over him, then I leaned back on his ass and lifted my legs in the air to show the boys what a beautiful mess I had made, slapping my pussy with my hand happily inviting their cheers!
One of the guys called out, "Look he's a !
Hey baby take him for a ride!"
"He's not a !" I corrected him, "He's a show pony! Come on pretty pony take me for a ride, giddy up..."
They though that was hilarious, but their friend pranced along and had great fun with it. I directed him to the table were all my treats were layd out for me, once there I had the bitch remove his pants, and get down again on his knees.
Jello shoots, I thought, what can I do with these? It really didn't take more than a second b4 I knew exactly what I was going to do with theses!
tee hee
I took one for myself, did it like a big girl, and grabbed one for him and showed to everyone, as if I were about to preform a magic trick or something...I brought the Jello to his face and my tung to the Jello, and twisted the shooter cup around so I could loosen the shooter with my tung, as I did this I drifted onto my knees, and put my hand on the band of his briefs, swinging my finger between his skin and the cheap elastic... still licking the shooter as I teased his cock with my proximity.
I STOPPED, AND SMILED AT HIM DEVILISHLY, his eyes widened and in an instant, I dumped the jello shooter into his undies and rubbed well into balls!
The guys were again cheering at his humility, and begging for more to be done to him- being the party's paid hostess, I of course obliged their request, and proceeded with the mans degradation...
Black zambuca on the table, perfect!
I teased the balding fat man on his his knees, and occasionally used my foot to jiggle the jello in his groin... carried on and got all the boys to agree that something must be done to this mans poor scalp, to hide the bald spots, so we all decided a dye job was in order, and I held the black liquid up high over his head, he closed his eyes, and the men shouted, "yeah!'
"do it- do it!"
So I did!
as a reward for being such a good sport, I pured zambuca on my tits and let him suck it off- but with that privilege, payment was necessary- and believe me he paid, with jelly beans in his briefs and I think I got one or two actually in his ass too when I tried to force some in through his undies!
He truly loved it, and his friends did too, bringing the zambuca back into play, I poured it down his bum and spanked him for being a naught boy, with skid marks in his pants!
The butcher knife was next, and the room fell silent as I walked around him and licked the blade, allowing just enough time for everyone to wonder what I was going to do with it....
Taking the blade over to his ass, as he's down again on all 4s from the insertion of the beans, I glided across his massive fat cheeks, and stuck it under the leg hole, and tore the undies right from his body with the knife!
The guys were shocked and amazed that this little blond sweetheart was such a freak, The applause followed while i did the same thing to other side of this gitch, I balled it up and stuck in his mouth, grabbed him by the hair and escorted him to the bathroom.
The cheering was loud and lead him to the shower to wash off all I had done to him!
My "body guard" came with to make sure I was safe, and took pix of us in the shower, washing each other.
The funniest part of this whole story though and the reason I tell it is because of the two young guys that were watching the show.
I said they could see the live show but no private dances, I didn't want to get caught w minors if the cops came to crash the party.
So apparently the two little shits decided to watch me while I danced in the room for the guys.
The funny thing happened when I came out of the room from dancing with one dude and my guy friend starts laughing, "What's so funny?" I asked him.
"You know Those 2 that were in here b4?" he continued, "I caught them watching you through the window outside.... They were both jerking off, watching you through the window!"
"SHUT UP!" I said while everyone there howled with more laughter than I had heard all night. "THEY WERE NOT!" I said in disbelief.
Apparently they were, and everyone there knew too!
LOL
I guess Some of the guys were outside and saw them, came in and told some one who told my friend, and he went out to tell them, "if they're watching the show they have to pay!"
He said they were so scared and embarrassed that they pulled up their pants and ran down the street!
LMAO
Now the thing is, I'm not exactly sure if I should be flattered or offended by there "window whacking" what do u think?
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Posted:Jul 31, 2008 12:59 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2014 5:37 pm
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I get a lot of questions regarding my sexual activities and "were I've done it" etc...
so I figured I'd write up a quick blog post on some of my more common and crazy locations to 'frigg'- k?
enjoy:
'frigged' almost everywhere u can imagine, 'frigged' in my grandparents basement, at the fair behind a hill, my friends pool house, stair well at my catholic high school, boys and girls change rooms at catholic high school, football field @ high school, apartments beside my high school (such as storage units and laundry rooms) under a city overpass bridge, beside the railroad tracks in a brush area, slides at a school park, open field ny Conestoga mall, bathroom in a bowling alley, an upstairs office in a factory I once worked in, back of a pickup truck, many different cars, truck, suv's, limos and hummers, swing set at the park,night club, strip club vip, dj booth in strip club, hotel rooms in club, strip club offices, outside in the forest, against a tree on the side of the road many public places, stores, drive ins, in front of the police station (that was just a bj though) in a bathroom at a rave, hot tubs, washing machines, tables, counters, balconies, garages, tents... um..... yeah lots of places really!
I'll add to this blog as I remember more, but for now why don't u guys and dolls tell me some of ur favorite 'frigg' spots?
tee hee
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The ME- mosa storey...
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Posted:Jul 30, 2008 5:26 am
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2014 5:33 pm
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For those of u that don't know a mimosa is a drink of champagne and orange juice mixed together- but on this particular night me an my bf at the time decided we would play with a bootle of Asti and let the bubbles melt...
I love sucking cock, I really can't express how much I enjoy playing w penis but they fascinate me!
I love to watch them jump around when I jerk them, I love the texture of the head on my lips and on my face, and I love to try to take the whole thing in my mouth too. Kind of a game to see if I beat my own personal best as I try to deep throat it
tee hee
I've also done head head tricks like ice cubes, halls and soda pop to get the bubbles ticking the guy as I preform- but on this occasion it was champagne around his cock as I held it in my mouth and bobbed my head up and down allowing my warm tung to glide around his member drenched in the cold bubbling cocktail in my mouth!
The champagne was a gift from my club owner lover, he passed it to me as we left the bar and told me to have fun tonight, so like any good little cock sucker- I DID!
I had seen something in a porn movie where these girls were using champagne bottles to 'frigg' each other and exploding with it from the pressure- it looked like so much fun *wink*
So I asked Alex if we could try it and he said, "Alright?" a bit confused and as always intimidated by my sense of sexual adventure.
We took out most of it, in case we thirsty, and he put the bootle inside me and fucked me with it- it was so great, I could feel the thrusting and the pressure of the carbonation building up inside me, like I had to pee so bad, but we kept going until it started to squirt out my pussy from around the neck of the bottle, I told him to pull it out and as he did, I pushed out the fluid from inside me...
It gushed out every were, high and far, all over him and the bed, it felt awesome and he said it looked so 'friggen' hot from were he was too!
As he licked and sucked the champagne from my pussy and all it's little folds and crevasses he said my pussy never tasted so sweet
tee hee
It was an amazing night and so much fun!
So tell me guys and dolls, would u drink from my pussy too?
tee hee{=}
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Clubs, tubs, and subs...
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Posted:Jul 28, 2008 10:24 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2014 5:36 pm
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Were to begin with some of my submissives stories?
I think I'll work up to some of the extreme kink over a period of time...
For now we'll start with some of the tales from the clubs-
Less was an odd little 'frigger', he really got off on watching the girls argue over who got to go with him in the hotel room to play, he paid really well and wanted to be dominated and degraded by us all, so it was fun easy money- I was one of his favorites too.
He would enjoy it when I would sit on his chest with my legs spread open and my pussy in his face, drinking a glass of wine and twisting his nipples. Telling him what a pathetic excuse of a man he was- not worthy of having my pussy in his mouth! Hardly worth a piss in fact, but if he was good little 'frigger' I might indulge him with a blast of gold before I tied him to bed and left him there helpless while I did my stage show- Pathetic fat 'frigg'!
tee hee
In fact once- I went up to do my show and when I came back he was wearing my purple mesh dress and used my lip and eyeliner to draw all over his face, but the most amazing part by far was that he had managed to get my T'bar around his huge ass and wedged it so far up in there I told him he could keep it and that he'll through me an extra $50 to cover the cost of 2 new ones!
I would have him walk me around the room on all fours and make him pay for all my drinks, food and anything else for the night whenever he'd have me- he was fun!
No sex just kinky requests and talking mean, dirty, and nasty- but all in all good clean fun!
*wink*
Then there was Bob another submissive who would come to my hotel at 3-4:00am just who wipe my ass when I wanted, he'd come to my room before work, help me do my hair, shave my legs and pussy and drive me wherever I wanted to go- he used to love to come to the club and take me to the lounge for an hour and just have me sit there with my legs spread wide open, drink my white wine, while he would "pray at my alter" he called it, but all it really was drooling over my pussy
tee hee
he would take me shopping and buy me and my friends cloths and all kinds of stuff, pay for my hotel and anything else I wanted too!
Kenny was another one of my bitches back in the day- he gave me some money but he was cool because he'd let me shove my vibrator up his ass!
tee hee
after a wicked night of making out in jacuzzi tub with champagne he'll do anything for me!
*wink*
Those guy were great in their own little ways, and I had many other men come to me for abuse but those guys were my fav!
I love when a man is completely submissive- I also love a dominant man too, as I do both dome and sub myself- what ever I'm in the mood for really...
Just depends-
So tell me some of you more submissive ones out there- what's YOUR safety word?
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