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The Old Laughing Lady
The Old Laughing Lady Grannies Gone Wild! ····························· ····························· Jane and Arlene are standing outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: "What in the hell is that?" Jane: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." Arlene: "Where did you get it?" Jane: "You get 'em at the pharmacy!" The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she needs a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she's well into her 80's!), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. ***** |
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Great one!
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I can remember my gran looking not too similar, especially the hair style.
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Doing it granny style! [image]
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