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Things not to say during sex.
Things not to say during sex. I have to poop. Smile for the camera. Get off me, I'll do it myself. This is your first time...right? You're almost as good as my ex! When is this supposed to feel good. I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?! I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper. Hey! My friends were right! You are good! On second thought, let's turn the lights off. I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly! But everybody looks funny naked! Do I have to pay for this? No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me! Actually, your sister likes it like this. What's your name again? Hold on, let me change the channel. It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate. Uhhh..I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago. You don't sweat much for a fat chick. You took so long I started without you. Are you in yet? Is that your thumb? |
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3/27/2011 7:09 am |
love to chat with you sometime
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"You don't sweat much for a fat chick"
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"You don't sweat much for a fat chick"
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very cute facts I'll remember not to say those things
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Love your bling!
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4/2/2011 9:54 am |
LMAO...very funny. "It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate." Wow, you're cavernous, how about rolling over so I can use the door. It would be nice if you were tighter.
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4/12/2011 6:13 am |
Funny stuff! Would love to chat with you some time.
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[/THATS AWSOME, SO MANY OF THOSE THINGS WE THINK BUT NEVER SAY OUT LOAD....PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE....XOXOXO
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Are you dry or am I licking the rug? "Honey, are you dry or am I licking the rug?"
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10/21/2012 3:49 pm |
When a M cums quickly, he turns to F, and says, "Ive cum, its not my fault you cant keep up".
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nice list
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I HAVE said 5 of those things, no bad reactions from the gal, and have HAD 4 of those phases said to me, again with no bad reaction from me. But in most cases those would not be good to say unless you know your partner very well.
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Those are so funny,,,luv em...
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9/19/2021 6:28 am |
oh fuck my husband is home !!
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