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Old is when.  

blkcplnid 44M/40F
172 posts
11/29/2009 10:07 am
Old is when.


Old Is When.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

SolarPowered0 118M
8346 posts
11/29/2009 12:27 pm


Old? I'll tell ya about old!

Ya know how you can tell when you're gettin' old? It's when you realize that the best piece of ass you're ever gonna get... you already had.

Ya know how you can tell when you are old? It's when you realize that the last piece of ass you're ever gonna get... you already had!

That's old--in a nutshell.

Solar...


LoveHoochies 53M

11/29/2009 1:37 pm



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salmel02 57M/52F
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porterpiper1 57F
3755 posts
12/3/2016 11:43 am

THEY ALL ARE SOOO TRUE


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