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Love Making Tips For Seniors.  

blkcplnid 44M/40F
172 posts
11/29/2009 9:28 am
Love Making Tips For Seniors.

Love Making Tips For Seniors.

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write wife's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra poly grip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8. Make all the noise you want...the neighbors are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

Although this is for seniors, and your younger. Don't worry, it won't take you younger ones to catch up.

alnightboy 49M

11/29/2009 11:33 am

 You should be spanked for this post.


salmel02 57M/52F
887 posts
11/29/2009 6:11 pm


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