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Masturbation - Satisfying or Leave You Wanting ?
3/9/2019 2:42 pm |
Humanity has been fumbling with masturbation from the beginning. Adam and Eve blindly ingesting a mushroom, not an apple, given to them by the angel Satan which radically transformed neurological connections forever altering the thinking process for mankind by turning animal behavior into self-awareness. The fact that we enjoy sex is what separates us from the animals, bestiality being the exception. Once the light of self-consciousness was lit it could not be extinguished, there is no unthinking what has already been thought. This renaissance of thought opened many doors of perception but the trade off of knowing thy self is the birth of the Ego. Spawning opinions and genocide, the ego gives us the capacity to judge our peers and reward them based on a system of percentages, cat calls and hoots. Ancient Mesopotamian masterbaters took the knowledge handed down from Adam and Eve a step further by spitting on the sexual organs thus eliminating chafing that was dubbed 'The Dry Rub'. Although the historical record has more gaps and holes than a Florida spring break, we do know there was not much change in masturbation techniques or acceptable places and times until the arrival of self proclaimed prophetic masturbation gurus who ultimately revolutionized the way humanity viewed the act. All prior attempts were masturbation without representation. For example Budda under a bodhi tree beating it till attaining self-enlightenment on a stroke of genius. Mohammed insisted on women covering themselves to leave a little to the imagination when he was killing it. Christs contribution was the absolution of guilt that crept forth after ejaculation and proclaimed "why therefore have you chicken if not to be choked?" While this may or may not be true doesn't matter when you are exercising your right to self-enlightenment and guilt free pleasure without assistance from other people thus saving time, money, and judgemental criticism for marriage. However, the teachings of Christ haven't carried over to Christianity, 'The Spanking Inquisition' was the catalyst for the dark ages perpetuated by Catholicism and carried out by religious fundamentalist soldiers known as 'Priest'. These priests practiced a hypocritical form of abstinence of oneself by the acquisition or pimping of pre-pubescent males for sexual gratification called 'warming the alter-boy'. Even though this was frowned upon in their own dogma, it was still rampant and covered up. The persecution by religions forced masterbaters toward closed doors in the middle ages giving rise to secret societies that preserved the act of touching oneself by ritualistic ceremonies, astrology, astronomy, and paperback books that brought about the Renaissance of masturbation - visual aids. The mind can only function with adequate oxygen supplied by uninterrupted blood flow, that being said, when a person gets horny the bloodstream is divided taking vital oxygen to the sexual organs and by proxy delivering a severe case of temporary stupidity and memory loss. The addition of visual aids counter acts the memory loss from oxygen deficiency. Leonardo Di Vinci was at the forefront of masturbation imagery, from illustrations on arm rotation limitations to the Mona Lisa. Isaac Newton of gravity fame was also a prominent professor in the five knuckle shuffle. Genital stimulation via the movement of the hands has had more names than one could count- manual labor without a neighbor, diddle your Skittles, friction fiction, hand to gland combat, wax on-jack off, tap the wookie on the head, pulling rank, punishing peter, hail to hitler, getting it on with Eva Braun, shellacing the shillelagh, spanking the monkey, making change in the temple, tickle the pickle/ taco, tame the shrew, I'll take self for $200 Alex, using coupons at Piggly Wiggly, unleashing the alabaster yak, wax the Buick, work without Annie, or qualifying for the wrist Olympics to name a few. In the grips of masturbation, as my vision fades and my imagination is drug through the mud, I shall proudly proclaim "plays well with self". Coming soon to a public park near you. #justbeatit - Like us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter @ all for one. Send $1 donation to the many victims of my erotic fantasy mind fucking sessions and to the mother's of my untold number of knuckle children whom shall not be named by court order.
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3/9/2019 7:08 am |
Part of morning shower routine , at best takes of edge. 
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1 post 3/9/2019 4:11 am |
hi
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3/8/2019 12:40 pm |
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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3/8/2019 11:54 am |
nothing better than the real thing! masturbation is just instant gratification that leaves you wanting more 5 minutes later.
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3/8/2019 9:01 am |
i do every day but much prefer skin on skin with woman or man
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😉😉😈😈 u do it and want more 😈 so u do it again and again until ur satisfied 😉😁
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1 post 3/7/2019 11:31 pm |
Satisfied. Especially if I use the vibrator and cum like a biblical flood...
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3/7/2019 5:53 pm |
I always would prefer skin to skin.
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it is what it is
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More fun and exciting with a partner.
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Part of morning shower routine , at best takes of edge.
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It gets boring after awhile. I want pussy. Human contact
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3/6/2019 5:47 pm |
mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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always wanting more tbh but if some ones around, i'm all good
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Wanting MORE !!.... and yes I voted ~Farl
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\8b My dick still jump after a hand job.
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3/6/2019 11:10 am |
Satisfies for short term, but leaves me wanting MUCH more.
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3/6/2019 7:27 am |
this is kind of two fold, I am satisfied for a short time, but always wanting more, the real thing.
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satisfied
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3/6/2019 2:54 am |
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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3/5/2019 7:26 pm |
I feel satisfied for the most part. But miss the feel and touch of another person .
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Helps for awhile but wanting more
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it gets me through the day/week but increases the want/need to be with a woman
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3/5/2019 10:42 am |
Helps for a while. Not a nice passionate release
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